i believe part i

i believe people who don’t use their left hand turn signal (or use it AFTER the light turns green and you’ve been waiting in back of them for the whole cycle of the red light) should be thrown in the slammer and shown NO mercy

i believe most dogs are nicer than most people

i believe there is something wrong with me. when one of those entertainment ‘news’ shows comes on tv, i want to throw my laptop into the screen. i don’t care about the pitt-jolies and their kids, i don’t care about what outfit is being worn to what awards show. i don’t care who paris is effing this week and i sure as shite don’t care who is divorcing whom

i believe u2 is THE most highly overrated band in the entire cosmos (with guns n roses a close second)

i believe hbo made a GIANT mistake when they cancelled carnivale. i believe better off dead on showtime was an amazing program.

i believe there will never be harmony in the universe when someone like brittany spears is popular and someone like roy buchanan died in obscurity.

i believe ann coulter is evil

i believe rush is a giant pile of steamin’ shite

i believe bill o’reilly is a self-promoting windbag

i believe you cannot have too much coffee.

i believe i am going to have a hard time learning to (hand) spin yarn.

i believe there are far too many fanatics in the world of ALL religions

i believe there is a serious lack of education in the world especially on topics such as sex education

i believe women do NOT have equal rights nor will they in my lifetime

i believe we all have on and off buttons as well as the ability to change the channel on our radios and televisions if we don’t like what is on

i believe it’s almost time to cut my hair. of course i’ll give it to locks of love

i believe i’m addicted to fava beans (whole foods has them FROZEN and they are far better than the dried ones. i’ve only found fresh ones ONCE)

i believe many are lacking manners. i believe i have the right to correct someone i judge to be missing such

i believe most women in the united states think there is something wrong with their bodies

i believe our country is headed in the wrong direction and not enough people are speaking out. i believe they are lemmings

i believe no one should have a gun but the police and our service personnel

i believe there is no place like home

i believe i am very lucky in having my family and my friends