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Wednesday, February 08, 2006

BREAKING NEWS.........THIS JUST IN FROM CNN


(well earlier this morning, but i didn't read it until now). all is well with the world
(note: the picture is NOT boo boo. he or she was unavailable for comment OR photographs)
Kiss of life makes Boo Boo the chicken better
ARKADELPHIA, Arkansas (AP) -- This chicken had lips, just not her own.
A retired nurse saved her brother's chicken, Boo Boo, by administering mouth-to-beak resuscitation last week after the fowl was found floating face down in the family's pond.
Marian Morris said she hadn't had any practice with CPR in years, but she was interested to see if she "still had it."
"I breathed into its beak, and its dadgum eyes popped open," Morris said. "I breathed into its beak again, and its eyes popped open again. I said, 'I think this chicken's alive now. Keep it warm."'
She said she did not know how to find a pulse on a chicken.

4 comments:

michael the tubthumper said...

won't this sort of behaviour lead to the spread of avian flu!

Neil Shakespeare said...

Well, which came first? the chicken or the pulse? Or did the pulse ever come at all...

Rory Shock said...

Cotton Mather would never have approved of this.

Unknown said...

mr thumping: YES of course. this woman should be quarantined IMMEDIATELY

mr shakespeare: some claim i have no pulse so perhaps i'm not the best to answer your question

mr shock: no no he would not have. nor would he approve of my lifestyle, my beliefs, the way i look and the amount of booze and butts i consume