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Thursday, March 03, 2011

this would be funny

if it wasn't so fucked up

Texas immigration bill has big exception

Amid a number of bills filed in Texas that address the issue of illegal immigration, one, proposed by Republican state Rep. Debbie Riddle, stands out.
As proposed, House Bill 1202 would create tough state punishments for those who "intentionally, knowingly, or recklessly" hire an unauthorized immigrant. Violators could face up to two years in jail and a fine of up to $10,000.
But it is an exception included in the bill that is drawing attention. Those who hire unauthorized immigrants would be in violation of the law -- unless they are hiring a maid, a lawn caretaker or another houseworker.
It is a tough immigration bill with a soft side that protects those who hire unauthorized immigrants "for the purpose of obtaining labor or other work to be performed exclusively or primarily at a single-family residence."
Texas state Rep. Aaron Pena, a Republican, said the exception is a wise one.
"With things as they are today, her bill will see a large segment of the Texas population in prison" if it passes without the exception, he said.
"When it comes to household employees or yard workers it is extremely common for Texans to hire people who are likely undocumented workers," Pena said. "It is so common it is overlooked."............

dream ticket

image 'appropriated' from lemmy's blog

great ad

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 by Richard Metzger
Teenage Mother is one of a small handful of what could be called “quintessential” or even canonical, if you prefer, exploitation films of the 1960s. Which is not to say it’s all that “good,” either, but it does have a rather full quota of exploitation staples such as sleazy drug dealers, disapproving parents, gang violence, and of course, a lying slut!  (Film School Rejects called Teenage Mother a “grindhouse Juno”—I’m not sure how true that is, but it sounds good in theory, doesn’t it?)..............

Wednesday, March 02, 2011

mike huckabee = a bag of dicks

how the FUCK do they allow these arsewipes to go on radio, television and do newspaper interviews without correcting their blatant LIES (the they being the journalists, the media owners and US THE AMERICAN PUBLIC. you know, something is NOT true just because you WANT it to be true)

Huckabee claims inaccurately that Obama was raised in Kenya
By Emi Kolawole 

Former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee got his facts wrong when he claimed twice during an interview Monday that President Obama was raised in Kenya.
During an interview with The Steve Malzberg Show, Huckabee said the president, "having grown up in Kenya," would have a different - more hostile - perspective on the British:
I would love to know more. What I know is troubling enough. And one thing that I do know is his having grown up in Kenya, his view of the Brits, for example, [is] very different than the average American.
He repeated the claim, saying:
...if you think about it, his perspective as growing up in Kenya with a Kenyan father and grandfather, their view of the Mau Mau Revolution in Kenya is very different than ours because he probably grew up hearing that the British were a bunch of imperialists who persecuted his grandfather.
The Associated Press reports that a Huckabee adviser did not have an immediate explanation for Huckabee's comments
The president, a United States citizen, was in fact raised in Hawaii and Indonesia. The president's father was born in Kenya and his mother was born in Kansas.............

fake vintage japanese ad mascots.

here's one. see the rest at pink tentacle

Tuesday, March 01, 2011


and we can't forget: (well i can't forget her. i LOVE her)

via pcl linkdump


i took a vow of sorts NOT to post anything about this creature

 during the month of february. it's february 1st, and i'm post dating this to march 1st.

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from dangerous minds

(but i HAVE seen it elsewhere), now you'll see it here

The complexity of America’s class war summed up in a simple joke even a Teabagger could understand
by Richard Metzger

“A public union employee, a tea party activist, and a CEO are sitting at a table with a plate of a dozen cookies in the middle of it.
The CEO takes 11 cookies, turns to the tea partier and says, ‘Watch out for that union guy. He wants a piece of your cookie.’ “

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yvonne de carlo and goat

YOU elected 'em. see how they're helping you?


they don't give a FUCK about YOU or YOURS. they don't. they don't give a flying fuck about the earth either. oh, they pretend they don't believe in global warming and pollution and on and on. however, they DO believe we're killing ourselves. THEY JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCK. as long as they are livin' the life NOW. really. life as we know it (to us) ends at birth

Earth-Raping Dictator-Supporting House GOP Brings Styrofoam Back
by Ken Layne
Foamed polystyrene” is a miraculous invention that manages to be completely awful through every step of its near-eternal “life cycle” — it is manufactured with petroleum that must be imported from Middle East dictatorships, toxic “styrene oligomers” migrate into the food it holds, it’s highly flammable and produces black poisonous smoke, and most of the 25 billion polystyrene cups tossed every year will take more than half a millennium to degrade. And that’s why the Republican-led House of Representatives made it an immediate priority to cancel the House cafeteria’s four years of biodegradable food and beverage packaging...............

you voted for 'em. see how they're 'helping' you?

they're caring STOPS at birth. if you're a fetus, they're ALL over you. if you're an actual BORN PERSON, for-fucking-get-it

GOP War on Women: 10 Names for the Pro-HIV, Pro-Cancer Republican Legislation

Nothing says "sanctity of life" better than cervical cancer, breast cancer, and HIV! 
By Katie Halper

That’s why on February 18th, so-called “pro-life” members of the House of Representatives, voted 240 to 185 to defund Planned Parenthood, a premier women’s healthcare provider for nearly a century, serving 3 million women a year in its 800 centers across the country. The leader of the crusade, Representative Mike Pence (R Indiana), prides himself on being “a Christian, a conservative, and a Republican, in that order,” promising during his campaign, ” to deliver … legislation that will prevent abortion providers like Planned Parenthood from receiving a single dime from the federal government.” The fact that abortion is legal aside, 97% of Planned Parenthood’s services are NOT abortions, but rather cancer screening and prevention, STD testing and treatment, contraception and general women’s health care, ranging from high blood pressure to urinary tract infections..............

separated at birth?

i don't particularly like her (i don't even know what she's been in to tell you the truth)

and i really do NOT like him BUT you cannot go around calling yourself a woman's magazine then calling an 18 year old a cougar in training. oh, you're NOT a woman's magazine, YOU'RE COSMO!

from evil slutopia (clique) (whom i love):

Cosmo Calls Selena Gomez a Cougar in Training

We were flipping through the April issue of Cosmopolitan and a tiny little picture of Justin Bieber kissing Selena Gomez caught our eye. Our first reaction, was "ew, Justin Bieber". Then "why is Selena Gomez dating Justin Bieber?" and then "why are either of them in Cosmo?"

Isn't Cosmo at least *supposed* to be a magazine for grownups? Why do we care who 16-year-old Justin Bieber is kissing?

Then we made the mistake of actually reading what they had to say about Justin and Selena...Ugh. Check out the caption they put on this photo:

Warning: Cougar-in-training