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Saturday, July 17, 2010


lemmy this one's FOR YOU (ya evil bas-taad)


why? why is this demon still in power?

land of the not so very free and home of the not so very brave

Joe Arpaio Takes .50 Caliber Machine Gun To Desert, Looking for Undocumented (w/Update)


This just in: MCSO's fearless leader Sheriff Joe is heading into the desert today to hunt for illegal aliens in the oven-like temperatures. And he's breaking out the big guns, or at least one of them -- a .50 caliber machine gun, in case they run into any of them-thar narco-terrorists.
His latest media advisory, which asks that this info be embargoed till 5 p.m., states that the sheriff's office "will be launching a crime suppression/saturation operation this afternoon in a desolate desert corridor south of Gila Bend."
"Desolate desert corridor"? That's straight out of an episode of Scooby-Doo. Or it would be, were Arpaio not rolling out everything but his tank. (Whatever happened to that, BTW?) 
..Maybe it's too hot for the tank..................

this shouldn't be

this just shouldn't be

Army reports 32 suicides in June, highest number since early 2009

Washington Post Staff Writer  

The U.S. Army suffered 32 suicides in June, the highest number for a single month since January 2009, when the suicide rate in the Army began to spike.
The boost in the number of suicides in June was likely driven by the "continued stresses on the force" caused by the Iraq and Afghanistan wars, said Col. Chris Philbrick, the director of the Army's suicide prevention task force. The Army has poured money and other resources into getting a handle on the suicide rate and, until last month, had begun to see some tentative signs that the rate was trending downward among active-duty troops...................

Friday, July 16, 2010

again, no comment. none.

well, except to state the obvious AGAIN. women, with their skanky, dirty, sinful women-parts ARE equal to pedophiles. EVERYONE knows that

Vatican Revises Abuse Process, but Causes Stir
The decision to link the issues appears to reflect the determination of embattled Vatican leaders to resist any suggestion that pedophilia within the priesthood can be addressed by ending the celibacy requirement or by allowing women to become priests.
The overall document codified existing procedures that allow the Vatican to try priests accused of child sexual abuse using faster juridical procedures rather than full ecclesiastical trials. The Vatican spokesman, the Rev. Federico Lombardi, said the changes showed the church’s commitment to tackling child sexual abuse with “rigor and transparency.”..........
Andrew Medichini/Associated Press
Monsignor Charles Scicluna, the Vatican’s sex crimes prosecutor, left, and Vatican spokesman Rev. Federico Lombardi discussed the new set of norms issued on Thursday to respond to the worldwide clerical abuse scandal.

no comments needed

In attack on Christian philosophy, Glenn Beck sides with Nazi propaganda

By Stephen C. Webster

Fox News personality Glenn Beck believes the Jews murdered the biblical messiah Jesus Christ, and Gosh Darn It, if the Christian savior had been more like Barack Obama he'd have "come back and made the Jews pay for what they did."
That's just the tip of a bizarre rant recently aired by News Corporation, which featured the chalkboard-handy host once again assailing Christian social justice efforts, which many faithful see as core to their sacrament. In the process, however, Beck revealed what one prominent reverend called a fundamental "misunderstanding" of scripture, as well as an apparent detachment from the English language when it comes to the word "victim."
First of all, as the story goes, Jews did not kill Jesus. The Roman empire had him executed after Jewish religious leaders became worked into a frenzy over his ideas - or so the New Testament claims. Armed Roman guards allegedly beat and lashed him, then hung him on a cross until death............

Thursday, July 15, 2010

one of my favorite songs



thirsty kitty

lemmy sent this to me


don't know if it's true or not

but i'm guessing it is. why? because i for one KNOW EXACTLY HOW SKANKY OUR NETHER REGIONS REALLY ARE. as a matter of fact, we shouldn't be let out AT ALL. we should be locked up either in the kitchen or bedroom. period. end of story.


Austrian Farmer Bans Skirt-Wearing Women from His Pick-Your-Own Strawberry Fields



Strawberry fields skirt ban
Women in skirts have been banned from pick-your-own strawberry fields in Austria by farmers after complaints that their nether regions were coming into contact with the fruit as they squatted down. Farmer Reinhard Pirbauer said: “When the women in skirts squat down they often hover over the plants which then touch them under the skirt. It is “unhygienic”, nobody wants their strawberries handled in this way. “We have had complaints that fruit was being contaminated. No-one wants to pick strawberries that a woman has been sitting on. Some female underwear is almost non existent – if they wear any at all. “People had stopped coming because of this, but our regular customers have returned since introducing the new rules.” Disgusted Piribauer – who introduced the skirt ban on his ten pick-your-own strawberry fields just south of the Austrian capital Vienna – added that even women with longer skirts were affected by the ban because they would often hike the skirts up in order to squat down and also ended up contaminating his fruit. One women’s rights group has branded the decision ridiculous but lawyers said he and other farmers who had copied the ban could not be prosecuted because they had not specifically banned women — only people wearing skirts and that women in trousers were welcome...............

mugshot (the best one ever, next to james browns)

i do NOT approve of nor like his eyebrows.


me and my homegrrrls


what's even better than the video

are the comments. go read 'em

via the awl

88 lines about 44 women


via dangerous minds

two things: a real man AND the ladies like duvets and high tread counts!

this my dears is BRILLIANT. absolutely BRILLIANT!


mel getting too much attention for being a racist?

Limbaugh Uses Steinbrenner's Death As An Opportunity For Race-Baiting

With the death of legendary New York Yankees owner George Steinbrenner today, Limbaugh had what he must have thought was the perfect opportunity to open his show with a little good old-fashioned race-baiting, saying that Steinbrenner -- "that cracker," as Limbaugh called him -- "made a lot of African-American millionaires." Limbaugh later stated that Steinbrenner "knew when to die," because there is currently no estate tax. He went on to read a couple of Washington Post stories about bad news for President Obama and declare that the newspaper needs "a suicide watch" in its newsroom. Eventually, Limbaugh got around to explaining how liberals were just like "Muslim extremists" -- liberals apparently "want to be told how to live," too.....

big brother REALLY isn't funny

today it's your neighbrs but TOMORROW IT'S YOU. remember that\

what's next, bombing schools that let grrrls in? you think i'm being too harsh here? no. i'm not

Utah orders probe after alleged illegal immigrant list passed to state and federal agencies
BY Sean Alfano
Utah didn't enact a strict, new anti-illegal immigration law like its neighbor Arizona, but some citizens are sending the message that they'd like their state to follow the example.
A list of more than 1,300 people alleged to be illegal immigrants was circulated to various state and federal agencies, including Immigration and Customs Enforcement, by an anonymous group this week.
The names on the list are mostly of Hispanic origin and include peoples' addresses, birth dates, phone numbers.
Social Security numbers for 31 people are on the list, as well as the names and dates of more than 200 children and the due dates of six pregnant women, the Salt Lake Tribune reports.
The list has Utah's Hispanic community filled with fear...............

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

i call her...............

 L  Y D I A

A tattooed lady from the Igorot Tribe in Bontoc, Philippines


hey you NEVER know when you'll need something like this


whoa. sick-making

via tywkiwdbi

papa says it won't hurt us

wednesday humor

from unamericana

Michele Bachmann Fights For Her Right To Unleash Cyber Attacks On Congress


How dare Nancy Pelosi deny Michele Bachmann the ability to fling the doors open to national security breaches and cyber attacks! Who does she think she’s dealing with? Doesn’t she know that when Michele Bachmann wants something, it’s unAmerican not to give it to her?
Bachmann is joining a throng of short-term memory deprived Republican patriots in demanding that she be able to do whatever the hell she damn well pleases:
“House Republicans are listening to Americans and have asked to use Skype to communicate, but Speaker Pelosi and House Democrats continue to block its use.” [CBS],,,,,,,,,,,,


i don't know about YOU, but i sure need this article

i don't have ac at home (by choice). although i couldn't stay home last week with the temps in the 100s and high 90s.

i haven't finished this entire article but i still wanted to link to it. i have been practicing the rule #1 for many years. IT DOES work (most of the time).

Air-Conditioning Is Terrible for the Earth -- Here's How to Live Without It
This story was written by Stan Cox, Priti Gulati Cox, Chris George, Dani Moore, Sheila Stewart and John Stewart, with an introduction by Stan Cox.

Over the past decade, gains in the general energy efficiency of appliances have been wiped out by our growing reliance on one device in particular: the air conditioner. Just since the mid-1990s, as the U.S. population was growing by less than 15 percent, consumption of electricity to cool the residential, retail and automotive sectors doubled.
If people in India, Brazil and Indonesia used as much air-conditioning per capita as we do (and why not, their climates are hotter than ours), they would consume not only their own electricity supplies but also all of the electricity in Mexico, the United Kingdom and Italy -- plus all 60 nations of Africa! The air-conditioning of America's homes, businesses schools, and vehicles causes the release of greenhouse gases equivalent to 400 million tons of carbon dioxide annually.
But while working on Chapter 1 (pdf) of Losing Our Cool: Uncomfortable Truths About Our Air-Conditioned World, I learned that there are still plenty of people who, out of ecological and other concerns, live without air-conditioning -- even in the hot heart of the Sunbelt................

those wild and wacky scientologists are at it AGAIN!

Scientology's Wacky Indictment of Anderson Cooper


For years, Anderson Cooperadmirably investigating the cult of Scientology. Scientology is determined to get back at AC for his lack of respect. Their latest tactic: distributing an entire magazine about AC's "History of Lies." Let's look! TVNewser says that Scientologists were handing out this 95-page issue of Freedom has been magazine in front of CNN's New York offices yesterday.....

you all know i'm VERY disappointed in the obama administration

not enough change. too conservative. carrying on many of king george's constitutional stomping policies.  AND NOW I FIND OUT HE'S COCK BLOCKING MY WAY TO SALVATION!

Today in GOP Extremism: Martin Says Obama & Carnahan Will Take Away Freedom "To Find The Lord"

Speaking on the Gina Loudon radio program this afternoon, Congressional candidate Ed Martin told listeners that "we have to be very, very aware" of policies pursued by Barack Obama and Russ Carnahan that will "take away" the freedom to be a Christian. .............

can you imagine filing a police report over the internet?

sure, for SOME minor crimes but NOT for car accidents or embezzlement.  well if you live in oakland, you may just have to fire those internets up
www dot 911 anyone?
Oakland fires 80 police officers, lists crimes cops will no longer respond to

By Stephen C. Webster

The Oakland Police Department is feeling the burn of California's unending budget crisis, as 80 officers were laid off Tuesday night after negotiations between city and police union failed to reach an accord.
The department's chief had said in recent days that unless the city could meet the union's demands, officers would no longer respond in person to reports of a variety of crimes, including vehicle accidents, grand theft, identity theft, burglary, embezzlement, vandalism, registering sex offenders, stray animals and others.
Instead, victims in most non-emergency situations are being directed to file reports over the Internet. Police say the move will help them better focus on emergencies and violent crime.,,,,,,

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

oh yeah baby!

Introducing: Mojoceratops!


The next time a troll tells us we're living in the Stone Age—or the Late Cretaceous, at least—we can say, "Damn straight."
We've got a dinosaur named after us: Mojoceratops.
OK, not exactly. Mojoceratops is real, but we can't take credit for the name. It's actually the brainchild of Nicholas Longrich, a researcher in Yale University's geology department who, um, rocked the world of rocks this month with news that he'd discovered a "new" dinosaur. The proper name for this crazy-looking creature came to him as he was discussing his groundbreaking work with colleagues. At a bar.
"Yes, there was beer involved, but we weren't, like, pissed," he laughed when MoJo caught up with him today. "I didn't even think about it, I just said it." He and his friends tried coming up with a few serious names, too, but none of them quite measured up.
It just rolls, like a steady wind over the fossil-rich soil of Western Canada: Mojoceratops.
Did we mention it was a plant-eater? What's more: Mojoceratops ate organic and local.................


harvey pekar October 8, 1939 – July 12, 2010

pic   via

i absolutely LOVE this photo

found at twisted vintage

perfect. perfect composition. just perfect

cat and mouse (and man)


(tuesday humor) twenty bucks says this steamin' pile is lyin'

she NEVER voted for a thing in her life except for herself as prom queen and that was the ONE vote she got

Great Moments In Journalism: Meghan McCain Interviews Snooki

by Steve Krakauer

Meghan McCain has written some interesting and thought-provoking columns at The Daily Beast – holding wide-ranging opinions that we’d like to see on a This Week panel. Today though, she went a different route. An interview with Jersey Shore phenom and, yes John McCain voter, Snooki...............

pic: tmz.com

from the nyt, a comprehensive summary article

on the bullshite in belgium
even another priest who TRIED to help, TRIED to report abuse was chastised. 

remember the creed of the catholic church: if it's with a kid, IT'S OK and you can stay in in in. if it's with an adult male, YOU'RE A FAG AND OUT OUT OUT

and hey, get a load o' that smokin' banana outfit on the bish!

Abuse Took Years to Ignite Belgian Clergy Inquiry

The first resignation of a European bishop for abusing a child relative came unexpectedly on April 23. At 73, the Bruges bishop, Roger Vangheluwe, Belgium’s longest-serving prelate, tersely announced his retirement and acknowledged molesting “a boy in my close entourage.”
The boy, not named, was his own nephew, now in his early 40s.

Edwin Fontaine/Reuters
Roger Vangheluwe, the Bruges bishop, acknowledged molesting a boy and resigned in April.

Monday, July 12, 2010

i REALLY dig evil slutopia

and NOT just because they review cosmo articles on how i can be a 'better' (i.e. sexier) babe. but because of stuff like this too!

The Totally Gay Company Boycott List for the AFA and Other Homophobes

 Earlier this month we mentioned that the American Family Association recently launched a protest of Home Depot. The AFA is upset because Home Depot sponsored two gay pride parades this year, and at one of them they did a craft workshop for kids.

To this end, Home Depot is basically encouraging the attendance of children at events which openly expose them to transvestites, cross-dressers, and homosexual activists...Gay pride events have a long track record for offensive public displays of homosexual conduct. Obviously, Home Depot is OK with the idea of exposing children to an unhealthy and risky environment. So much so, it is willing to also celebrate it by participating in its promotion. [AFA Action Alert]
We already covered most of the ridiculous aspects of this action alert in the last post, but there is one more thing that strikes me about this protest. Why Home Depot? Or, why just Home Depot? There are a lot of big companies that sponsor gay pride events each year. Shouldn't the AFA target them all, or at least go for the worst offenders? In fact, we did a little research, and it looks like Southern Maine Pride and Boston Pride were the only pride events that Home Depot sponsored this year, while other companies have much higher numbers..................

bp, ruling your shite AND mine

me and the grrrls out for a stroll and a smoke


i too am at a loss here

i'm not quite understanding why or how this could have happened. after everything they've done and they're suspected of doing. we just go on and award them MORE contracts. where are my elected official's voices in this? 

Blackwater Strikes Again
by Christopher Brauchli

The Gods have their own rules.
-Ovid, Metamorphoses
One of the many nice things about being a United States Senator is that you can ask just about anyone in government to explain actions being taken and anticipate a response and, in many cases, a change in conduct. Here is one example of how a United States Senator was able to influence policy. It pertains to Blackwater.
On February 25, 2010 Senator Carl Levin, Chairman of the Senate Armed Services Committee sat down and wrote a letter to Attorney General Eric Holder asking him to investigate whether Xe Services, (formerly known as Blackwater) had made false or misleading statements when it bid for an Army contract in Afghanistan. The reason for his letter was that he had just finished conducting a hearing reviewing the results of an investigation of Blackwater. In his opening statement at the hearing Senator Levin said that: "Blackwater operated in Afghanistan without sufficient oversight or supervision and with almost no consideration of the rules it was legally obligated to follow. The means by which Blackwater acquired weapons for its contractor personnel in Afghanistan showed just how little regard company personnel had for those rules." Senator Levin did not limit his letter writing to writing the Attorney General. He also sent a letter to Defense Secretary Robert Gates..............

is king george back in the white house?

did he ever leave? hey barack,  i voted for you because you said you'd change things. you haven't done as much as we all thought you would (well you DID piss the right off. not by what you've done of course. it's just because of your skin color). anyway, MAKE BP ACCOUNTABLE. do NOT let them get away with not only the rape of our oceans but our people as well
(ap article so you'll have to click the link below)

BP Cuts Payments to 40,000, La. Official Says

what can i say?

Terrified Right-Winger: Taliban Have Sharks with Lasers Attached to Their Heads!

Posted by Joshua Holland

I read Sadly, No! because they read dim-bulbs like “Gateway Pundit” Jim Hoft, thus freeing me from the task.
Here’s Hoft’s latest terror, via Tintin:
The Taliban is reportedly training monkeys to shoot American soldiers.
Dallas Blog reported:
If President Barack Obama withdraws from the war in Afghanistan, he would be the first commander-in-chief in American history to surrender to an army of monkeys; and we’re not talking about fighting the ‘Planet of the Apes.’ The Taliban in Afghanistan has just gotten into the ‘monkey business’ of training primates to attack U.S. soldiers, according to [an unnamed] British-based media agency............

i was never a reader of comic books

as a matter of fact, the only wonder woman i'm familiar with is lynda carter's. but sorry peeps, i really AM diggin' the NEW wonder woman. i love her dark look. i love the NOT near nakedness

The most controversial superhero makeover since Robin got a new codpiece.

Merciful Minerva! Last week's edition of Wonder Woman saw the pride of Paradise Island decked out in a new set of superduds. It was about time. The outgoing outfit had been feeling fussy and fusty for the past few decades, harkening back as it did to World War II, when it was natural that an all-American woman of steel would look as proud as Rosie the Riveter and as sumptuous as a nose-cone pinup. The bald-eagle bustier, the star-spangled high-cut shorts—these are indelible. But our gal had begun to resemble a majorette.........

.............. Some readers of FoxNews.com regard its downplaying of patriotic motifs as "another American disgrace."..................
new ww:
DC Comics / AP
This illustration released by DC Comics shows the new look for Wonder Woman designed by DC Comics co-publisher Jim Lee.
pic of ww: lynda carter

Sunday, July 11, 2010

because god is synonymous with BIG cars (and some fancy white kicks)

The Prosperity Gospel from The Global Conversation on Vimeo.


andrew sullivan

sheds more light on mama grizzly asswipe




sunday lies humor with jan brewer (that wild and wacky

Headless bodies and other immigration tall tales in Arizona

By Dana Milbank

Jan Brewer has lost her head.
The Arizona governor, seemingly determined to repel every last tourist dollar from her pariah state, has sounded a new alarm about border violence. "Our law enforcement agencies have found bodies in the desert either buried or just lying out there that have been beheaded," she announced on local television.
Ay, caramba! Those dark-skinned foreigners are now severing the heads of fair-haired Americans? Maybe they're also scalping them or shrinking them or putting them on a spike.
But those in fear of losing parts north of the neckline can relax. There's not a follicle of evidence to support Brewer's claim.
The Arizona Guardian Web site checked with medical examiners in Arizona's border counties, and the coroners said they had never seen an immigration-related beheading.................

pic: hotindienews.com (doctored by moi)