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Monday, July 12, 2010

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Terrified Right-Winger: Taliban Have Sharks with Lasers Attached to Their Heads!

Posted by Joshua Holland


I read Sadly, No! because they read dim-bulbs like “Gateway Pundit” Jim Hoft, thus freeing me from the task.
Here’s Hoft’s latest terror, via Tintin:
The Taliban is reportedly training monkeys to shoot American soldiers.
Dallas Blog reported:
If President Barack Obama withdraws from the war in Afghanistan, he would be the first commander-in-chief in American history to surrender to an army of monkeys; and we’re not talking about fighting the ‘Planet of the Apes.’ The Taliban in Afghanistan has just gotten into the ‘monkey business’ of training primates to attack U.S. soldiers, according to [an unnamed] British-based media agency............

2 comments:

stray said...

Do these monkeys have wings? Because if they do, the Stasi...uh, I mean Homeland Security really needs to put Miss Gulch on the No Fly list.

Unknown said...

yeah, the monkeys have wings...............