al franken (in the huffington post)

NAILS little miss goody two shoes...;

an evening with ann coulter

and from al's midwest value pac website his opening 'ann coulter' statement

goody two shoes
adam ant/marco pirroni

With the heartbreak open So much you can’t hide Put on a little makeup makeup
Make sure they get your good side good side If the words unspoken Get stuck in
your throat Send a treasure token token Write it on a pound note pound note
Don’t drink don’t smoke - what do you do? Don’t drink don’t smoke - what do you
do? Subtle innuends follow There must be something inside he’s hiding We don’t
follow fashion That would be a joke You know we’re going to set them set them So
everyone can take note take note When they saw you kneeling Crying words that
you mean Opening their eyeballs eyeballs Pretending that you’re al green al
green No one’s gonna tell me What’s wrong or what’s righ tOr tell me who to eat
with sleep with Or that I’ve won the big fight big fight Look out or they’ll
tell you You’re a superstar Two weeks and you’re an all time legend I think the
games have gone much too far If the words unspoken Get stuck in your throa tSend
a treasure token token Write it on a pound note pound note Don’t drink don’t
smoke - what do you do? Don’t drink... etc.