these ARE good

or bad depending on your reference point

it's NOT my favorite (it's just way too hard to choose) but here is ONE

The 50 Funniest Celebrity Quotes Of The 2000s

19. Coldplay's Chris Martin, on charity work (2006)

“Can we got on with this? I've got to do AIDS and Alzheimer's and land mines this afternoon, and I want to get back for Deal or No Deal. Plus, Gwyneth's making drumsticks.”