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Monday, December 21, 2009

i'm in there at least 3 times a week

i can attest to this being ABSOLUTELY TRUE



stray said...

I would only add:

"No need to worry about handicap access, our store designers have already made sure that the aisles are too narrow to comfortably fit wheelchairs, and we've even trained our highly proficient managerial staff to say they meet ADA regulations anyway. But we've done even more! We've designed the entrance doors in such a way that you probably won't ever have to worry about those pesky disabled people at all!"

a rose is a rose said...

oh my goddess i forgot about the entrance portals (to another universe). i have two legs and two eyes and two arms which basically work. I CAN'T EVEN GET IN UNSCATHED. good catch stray!