i guess i have yet ANOTHER reason to forgo the rapture
If You Use Condoms, You Will Not Be Raptured
If You Use Condoms, You Will Not Be Raptured
Seventy year-old YouTube video maker William Tapley is a retired furniture engineer from Forestport, NY. Tapley is the self-styled “Third Eagle of the Apocalypse” and “Co-prophet of the Endtimes.” On his Revelation Unraveled series, he has described how Obama (“The King of the South”) will be the last President of America and how he will lead the US into war against Russia; what life in the US will be like after WWIII and how much God hates masturbation, the rhythm method and condoms (Just look what happened to Onan!)...........
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Some people get so bitter when they don't get any tail. So they have to go out and make sure no one else gets any tail by scaring the shit out of the mindless and easy to control minions.
if he has followers they deserve each other
Love his nom de guerre! I think we should all have one. Because, as it was written in the Book of the Dead Milkmen, "Death rides a pale cow." And they would know, because they're dead, and they're milkmen. So, uh, here endeth the lesson.
yours aye,
The 12th Nuthatch of the Revelation
i'm a co-prophet as well. although i don't go around bragging about it. oh, i am the co-prophet of the BITE DOWN ON A BIG ONE society (that's NOT at you stray or mi, it's at those that deserve it)
You bite? Awesome!
only when necessary. oh ok, sometimes when NOT necessary as well
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