i don't know why all the fuss - that's what they're there for

men to fake tattoo. they're not there to feed our young or anything. that's why we get kicked off of planes or told to cover up if we're attempting to nurse our young. they're only there for men to jerk-off to. to laugh at. to stare at (instead of our faces if we're talking to them). i get all of that. why don't YOU ALL?

"Dirty Tats." The Game. The Tragedy.
Posted by Marisa Kakoulas DiMattia
Yesterday was the US launch of the racing game Dirt 2, and what better way to promote virtual off-road rallies than, ya know, a Flash app that lets you tattoo some woman's breasts. The app is called "Dirty Tats." And that's not even the worst part.

The obviously sex starved Codemasters who created the tattoo game know how to do creepy well, albeit unintentionally. After the intro of loud and just plain bad pop-metal, you're treated to gooey come-ons from a volumptuous vixen who purrs "I like the personal touch," or "Looks like you have some hidden talents." My special talent was not vomiting while trying to get the words "misogyny" across her chest via the Lettering tool.

And like all bad tattoo Flash games, there are the bad tattoo flash stencils that you can stick on her, like the Tribal fish and Kanji for "why am I wasted my time."...............


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pic from marisa's posting