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Thursday, June 10, 2010

this is fo schizzle real


i just got it off of mccain's twitter page (NO i'm NOT linking to it)

i don't normally post a WHOLE story belonging to someone else, but it's short and i HAD to. c'mon. this is beyond real freedom and dignity!

so mccain twitted the twat

During the ten minute sneak peek of “Jersey Shore” season two, we see the effects the Obama administration has had on our dear friend Snooki’s lifestyle: the girl has been reduced to getting her faux glow with a spray tan.

Among the many revelations that the reality-TV star made within those few minutes – she’s found love with an “amazing gorilla juicehead”; she gets crazy when handed "a bottle of freaking SoCo" – one of them was political.

“I don’t go tanning tanning anymore, because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning,” Snooks said after her juicehead sprayed her face with one last coat of self-tanner, just to be on the safe side.

“I feel like he did that intentionally for us. McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning. Because he’s pale and he would probably want to be tan," the pint-sized fist-pumper explained.

McCain confirmed Snooki's assertions in a tweet.

The Arizona Senator wrote, “@Sn00ki, u r right, I would never tax your tanning bed! Pres Obama’s tax/spend policy is quite The Situation but I do rec wearing sunscreen!" To which Snooks responded: "Haha Yes!"


the above is from the marquee blog at cnn

2 comments:

Professor Chaos said...

Gawd! To think that people actually watch that show.

a rose is a rose said...

i do not (although i think you could have guessed that)

not just THAT show. almost ALL shows. i no longer have a tv. oh sure, i do watch tv elsewhere, from time to time. lots of food network and now treme. don't like that as much as i liked the wire though