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Saturday, June 12, 2010

from i blame the patriarchy.........(hope you're sitting down)

“Women withhold sex because men let them get away with it”

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Feel like puking? Check out this crusty scab of human hatred from the Fox News website, a men’s advice column entitled “Reasons Women Withhold Sex.”
I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, “why would I feel like puking?” Or possibly, “why would anyone bother writing a men’s advice column entitled ‘Reasons Women Withhold Sex’ when the answer, so obvious to anyone with half a grip, is ‘because sex with you sucks’?”
But apparently men need to hear something other than the truth. Enter men’s advice-ist Sarah Stefanson. Rarely has so puke-a-riffic an example of the acculturation of sexist male entitlement been seen in this, or any other, galaxy.


stray said...

This says way more about Sarah Stefanson than it does about pretty much anything else.

a rose is a rose said...

stray, please know i couldn't read the whole article (i mean from sarah of course).

i was getting the vapors just THINKING about s-e-x

stray said...

A dose of laudanum might help. Just be sure to have your fainting couch nearby.

Meanwhile, be assured that I find your assessment of, shall we say, the Feminine Lysistrata Impulse, far more credible than Mme Stefanson's. As my friend Mr Thackeray commented only yesterday, the lady's assertion is clearly disproved by the proliferation of prostitutes in the capital -- a subject on which, I assure you, he is the foremost expert...

a rose is a rose said...

1) laudanum - CHECK
2) fainting couch - CHECK
3) dabbing hankie - CHECK (you forgot to mention the hankie)

i'm all set