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Thursday, August 05, 2010

i love you evil slutopia!

why? because they tell me just how easily i  can be (and feel too) 'sexier' simply by reading COSMO AND taking ALL of the shite sage advice offered therein! after all we're NOTHING without being and feeling 'sexy' and of course if we don't have a MAN


Cosmo's 50 Quick Tricks to Feel Sexier Instantly

There's an article in the August issue of Cosmo called "Feel Sexier Instantly: 50 Quick Tricks".

No matter how amazing your life is, there are probably days when regardless of your best efforts to get into the groove, it seems as though someone's hijacked your mojo. And it's a damn crime for that to happen at the height of summer - the season when you should feel your absolute sexiest. Well, no longer. There are actually lots of little tweaks you can make that instantly amp up your hotness. We've rounded up 50 quick, easy, sexy energizers.
Well, we hate a mojo hijacking as much as the next person, so we were very excited to read and comment on these tips. (We left out some of the boring ones.) We guarantee that you'll feel sexier just from reading the rest of this post, so let's get to it.
#1 We know it's sensible to wear flip-flops to and from work in the summer. But do your commute in real shoes a couple of times a week. A chick sauntering in 3-inchers is almost impossible to ignore, and collecting admiring looks is such an ego blast.
This tip assumes that everyone works in New York City or another place where your commute to work involves a lot of walking. It also assumes a blissfully street harassment-free world. (Not to mention that high heels increase your chances of getting hurt during your commute.)............



Debra She Who Seeks said...

I'm proud to say I've never bought an issue of Cosmo in my entire life -- ICK!

a rose is a rose said...

i remember seeing someone i knew with an issue of the rag. i never looked at her the same way again. i shouldn't have judged but i couldn't NOT judge

stray said...

My advice would be more like, "Don't wear anything you can't run in, because that's the kind of world we live in, girlz."

Which I suppose is why I'm not the editor of Cosmo.

Though, seriously, what do you suppose is the Foolproof Sign that Your Man Is Gay? If the answer is he self- identifies as a Christian Conservative Republican, well hell, we already knew that one.

a rose is a rose said...

well stray i think we'd ALL be a lot better off if you WERE the editor.

and if one needs a foolproof sign 'their' man is gay, (and one is a woman) one should consider reading cosmo