there are two things i have to say:
MORE PLUMBING LESS LAUGHING
jerry falwell and i together say: blow 'em all away in the name of the lord!!!
-lady rose of hartfordshire
Star Trek just keeps on giving.
In the Future, we will have a period of ergonomically-challenged starship design, until OSHA shows up and tells Starfleet that somebody will lose an eye and it'll all end in tears. Also, swivel chairs and physics don't mix. Then there's a "Blue Period", where they lower lighting levels and make everything gray and blue, which raises the suicide rate on board exponentially, so that personnel start volunteering for away missions no matter what shirt color, whereupon they invent the holodeck as a sort of really advanced and very expensive gaming system/sun-lamp. Then it's all good. Until the Borg arrive and start leaving boxes of kittens everywhere. Then we're f**ked.
the borg were the newmans (as in seinfeld NOT paul) of star trek
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