shite!!! perhaps it's a SECRET sect of witches on the payroll of mars and hersheys and nestles
i was once again left out in the cold. dang
i'll just go and start blessing and dedicating and praying over the candy canes
Christian Broadcasting Network Warns Against 'Demonic' Halloween Candy
Huffington Post | Alex Leo & Katla McGlynnUPDATE: CBN has removed the blog. The original text is available here.
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Pat Robertson's Christian Broadcasting Network posted a blog by Kimberly Daniels recently that warns Christians to forgo celebrating Halloween because of its evilness. Daniels specifically calls out candy as a source of soul-molestation:
"During this period demons are assigned against those who participate in the rituals and festivities. These demons are automatically drawn to the fetishes that open doors for them to come into the lives of human beings. For example, most of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches."
Obviously, we shouldn't be buying Halloween candy, but what about getting it by trick-or-treating?
"Curses are sent through the tricks and treats of the innocent whether they get it by going door to door or by purchasing it from the local grocery store. The demons cannot tell the difference.".......................
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Ugh....guess I shouldn't be handing out those chocolate bars that say "there is no god" on them. heh heh
When I was an evidently demon-possessed trick or treater, tooling around the neighborhood with my pagan swag bag and my little Unicef box of evil-doing, I was pretty sure that only Mary Janes were proof of the existence of Satan.
Many parts of my early faith have wavered, but this conviction has only solidified.
the last time i was camping (it was ugly. it's a long story. i agreed in a fit of psychosis. it was memorial day weekend. we went to nickerson state park on the cape. the day after we arrived, AT SUNUP, a ranger on horseback kicked us all out. well we ALL got banned for life. fine by me. i ended up sleeping in someone's car. i hate camping. i shall never go again. i was weak. i was temporarily insane.).
oh there IS a point to my story. on top of EVERYTHING, i broke a tooth ON A MARY JANE
damn devil
screw the chocolate bars, i'm coming to your door with my shotglass lemmy
NO WELL VODKA by the way
on top of EVERYTHING, i broke a tooth ON A MARY JANE
ah, see? You were bringing the Evil down on you just by having one in your possession.
my own fault. NO squirrel nuts. NO mary janes
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