'it wasn't stripper stuff

it was ALMOST like being a kid again'

that's what one babe said.

i left the living room for a bit. i just came back in. my laptop is in front of the tv. what's on? an infomercial for 'flirty girl'.. what is it? it's DISGUSTING is what it is. you get some dvds AND a 'sexy pink' FEATHER BOA. with the ELITE edition you GET THE F**KING POLE.

(booty beat is one of the 'workout' songs on the dvd. just teasing is another - where is my barf bag when i really NEED it???)

now two skanks are on telling me how much fun this 'system' is. i wish i had that pole right now. i know what i'd do with it

oh shite, the same babe that said it wasn't stripper stuff JUST SAID GOD TOLD HER TO GET THE FLIRTY GIRL SHITE. oh shite shite shite. another one was crying because she was so pleased.
setting women back a hundred years..................(it's like an accident, I CANNOT LOOK AWAY. HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)