monday morning michele (bachmann that is) humor

maybe she AND glenn beck can take their act on the road. why they're a regular martin and lewis! who knew?

Right fears secret abortions for 13-year-olds in reform

By Alex Koppelman

Wednesday night brought the latest installment of everyone's favorite political drama: "Michele Bachmann tries to warn Americans about a threat that isn't real." Speaking on the floor of the House of Representatives, the Minnesota Republican warned parents everywhere that if Democrats' healthcare reform legislation passes, school clinics will become controlled by Planned Parenthood and turned into sex clinics that promote abortions free of parental consent for 13-year-old girls (video of Bachmann's comments is below).

Bachmann said:

And written in this bill is a provision whereby Planned Parenthood could become a proprietor for school-based clinics in every school across United States. These have been more accurately called school sex clinics ... And as a matter of fact, the bill goes on to say what's going to go on -- comprehensive primary health services, physicals, treatment of minor acute medical conditions, referrals to follow-up for specialty care -- is that abortion? Does that mean that someone's 13 year-old daughter could walk into a sex clinic, have a pregnancy test done, be taken away to the local Planned Parenthood abortion clinic, have their abortion, be back and go home on the school bus that night? Mom and dad are never the wiser...

more tuesday humor (again, REAL)

i can't make this shite up EVEN IF I TRIED


Bachmann: I'll Run For President -- If God Calls Me To Do It

she's effing INSANE

why why why is she serving? why did the people elect her? there is a great big difference between being a conservative and being someone living in an alternate reality

she's baaaaaaaaaaaack (well she never went away)

i really don't get this. when that f**kwad king george took away our freedoms and our libertys this piece o' steamin' shite didn't say a word. now that a democrat (and i don't consider him as being too 'liberal' at all. he's made some mighty mighty conservative choices since being our president. sure, he's made some non conservative ones too. there's a mix going on. it's all fine by me SO LONG AS KING GEORGE'S REIGN IS OVER) is in office the country is going to hell in a handbasket (well it is but due to a BUNCH of things, democrats in power is NOT one of them. ) because we're on the road to socialism? no babe, we're NOT on the road to socialism. we're actually getting some of our freedoms back you stupid bio-tch you

this woman is AWESOME

Katrina vanden Heuvel

this woman is THE DEVIL HERSELF (look at her eyes - BUT not for too long)