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Thursday, June 17, 2010

i wonder what elton john thinks of a man

who makes fun of childhood hunger (or denies it's existence)? i wonder

sure, make up shite and say you sang at this fat fuck's wedding (i say that as a NON-SMALL woman myself) to build bridges.

well flush limbaugh NEVER missed a fucking meal. that much is obvious. anyone...anyone who supports this piece of steamin' shite (even by singing at his wedding) is off of MY christmas card list (even though you never WERE on it elton)



Limbaugh attacks school lunches, suggests hungry children should "dumpster dive"


.........You know, one of the benefits of school being out, in addition to your kids losing weight because they're starving to death out there because there's no school meal being provided, one of the benefits of school being out, college campi being vacant this time of year, is that our audience levels go up. I think, you know what we're going to do here, we're going to start a feature on this program: "Where to find food." For young demographics, where to find food. Now that school is out, where to find food. We can have a daily feature on this. And this will take us all the way through the summer. Where to find food. And, of course, the first will be: "Try your house." It's a thing called the refrigerator. You probably already know about it. Try looking there. There are also things in what's called the kitchen of your house called cupboards. And in those cupboards, most likely you're going to find Ding-Dongs, Twinkies, Lays ridgy potato chips, all kinds of dips and maybe a can of corn that you don't want, but it will be there. If that doesn't work, try a Happy Meal at McDonald's. You know where McDonald's is. There's the Dollar Menu at McDonald's and if they don't have Chicken McNuggets, dial 911 and ask for Obama.

There's another place if none of these options work to find food; there's always the neighborhood dumpster......................

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