there are two things i have to say:
MORE PLUMBING LESS LAUGHING
and
jerry falwell and i together say: blow 'em all away in the name of the lord!!!
-lady rose of hartfordshire
yo yo yo search it!
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
how should a transaction with a prostitute be listed on your taxes?
I'm told by a tax attorney that there's an IRS bureau that keeps track of things like the street value of cocaine -- so they know when dealers are under-reporting their income, apparently -- so it stands to reason that there is, somewhere on the 1040, a vaguely-worded line for, ahem, "business" expenses of a particular nature.
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That was just plain awesome.
I'm told by a tax attorney that there's an IRS bureau that keeps track of things like the street value of cocaine -- so they know when dealers are under-reporting their income, apparently -- so it stands to reason that there is, somewhere on the 1040, a vaguely-worded line for, ahem, "business" expenses of a particular nature.
i liked it too lemmy
stray, i wouldn't be surprised at all.
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