i'm laughing my big ol' butt off.............

by the way, i once took a 'test' called 'is your co-worker an alien?' in the weekly world news or a paper of that ilk. i answered YES to every single question except the one about calling in sick or missing work frequently. so, i too am an alien it would seem. although, i'm a NICE alien who uses her brain for GOOD
February 1, 2006
My President is an Alien
By Bob Burnett
Because I’m a real American, I’ve watched a lot of Science Fiction movies. I’ve learned how to identify extraterrestrial baddies that weasel their way into the heartland. That’s why, when I was watching the President’s State-of-the-Union address last night, the truth finally dawned on me. George Bush is an alien.You may find this hard to believe. You’ve probably heard that the President behaves strangely because he’s Barbara Bush’s son. But consider this: Sci-Fi movies teach us five ways to identify aliens. Bush tests positive for all five. The first rule for alien detection is to recognize that they practice mind control. Extraterrestrials hypnotize humans into believing things that are not true. George Bush claims to be a strong leader, who has kept America safe. He states that he is strengthening the economy and providing a better future for all Americans. He even says he is an environmentalist. Are these claims true? Not even close.Lurking in the shadows behind the President is the White House propaganda machine, under the direction of the unearthly Karl Rove. Around the clock they turn their hypnotic rays on the American public. Each day they transmit a different Rovian theme: Hillary is bad. We’ve killed Al Qaeda’s number three leader. Iraqis love us. Ignorance is strength. War is peace. .......