who's coming with me?

just don't get in back of me while we're in line going through the metal detector. what you can see on the outside, isn't even the half of it. (when i have been to court AS A PROPOSED JUROR mind you, they just make me go over to the side and wand me. they don't even bother making me walk through the detector).

Eccentric, Eclectic Fringe Festival Opens

...............EDINBURGH, Scotland -- Thousands of thespians, comedians,
musicians and even mimes descended on the Scottish capital Sunday for the
opening of the Edinburgh Fringe _ the world's largest arts festival, and
arguably the most democratic.
At the Fringe, anyone can register, pay a fee,
find a venue and put on a show. That means a raucously diverse program whose
1,800 shows encompass college revues, up-and-coming bands, star comedians and
avant-garde theater.
Where else could a U.S. high school production of
"Footloose" share a program with a rap version of "The Canterbury Tales" and a
musical about a presidential assassin?..............

...........Indeed, the program includes "Terrorism: The Musical,"
"Apocalypse: The Musical," "Lee Harvey Oswald: The Musical" and "The Brighter
Side of Alzheimer's" _ needless to say, a musical...........

you KNOW you want to go with me don't you????