i left my burka at home

no, it's not what you think it is

Branson, Mo., Looks Beyond RVs and Buffets
Prosperous Conservative Movement Has Blue-Collar Retreat Aiming to Go Upscale

..........BRANSON, Mo. -- Here in the lush foothills of the Ozarks it is
barely 9 a.m., with temperatures inching toward 100, and already throngs are
pushing into Silver Dollar City. It's an 1880s-era theme park that launches
every day with the Pledge of Allegiance, hosts four packed Sunday Christian
services and requires customers to dress in appropriate
family attire.
This is the way visitors like it in Branson,
where 7 million people a year come for live shows at about 45 theaters -- more
seats than Broadway -- as well as camping, fishing and all-you-can-eat buffets.
Offering wholesome entertainment, Branson is a popular Middle America summer
destination for families, veterans, conservatives and others seeking affirmation
of traditional values with a strong Christian influence. "The best way we can
serve you is to offer prayer to Our Lord Jesus Christ for any need you may
have," a bedside card at the Honeysuckle Inn offers.........

i am going to have to introduce branson to MY family! they (branson) have NO idea what appropriate means. tube tops and daisy dukes of course. well hell, i wish i could ban some people from me having to view their attire in public but i can't. branson isn't the vatican (yet). does anyone remember when disney land and disney world used to have a customer dress code? i wonder what is going on the deep dark bowels of branson. i am guessing the very SAME things that go on in the bowels of any city - and it AIN'T pretty