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Monday, November 02, 2009

case in point

if spike thinks this is supposed to be funny in any way shape or form it's a giant

FUCKING FAIL

(spike, 'the premier online destination for men ASSHOLES')

Spike Reminds Us Of The Kind Of Guy We Should Avoid 365 Days A Year


Keeping it classy as ever for the holiday, Spike.com has released a list of "The Top 10 Girls To Avoid At A Halloween Party." And yes, it's just as horrible as you think it is.

Angela Chase once claimed that she loved Halloween because it was her "one chance all year to be someone else." This, I suspect, is true for most people, who jump at the chance to be a vampire or Sexy Alexander Hamilton or a giant Cup of Noodles come October 31. But ladies, if this article proves anything, it is that a dumbass bro in costume is still a dumbass bro, and no costume is great enough to cover the stench of douche that emanates from the type of man who would read this article (and find it hilarious..............The author, David Breitman, attacks feminists (naturally—women as human beings, what?!), women who wear masks (clearly covering up a "butterface," the author notes) and "fat chicks," who, the author has many choice words for. This section is so unbelievably bad that it actually out-douches the paragraphs about not sleeping with underage girls because the "she dressed like a whore" defense is no longer holding up in court:...............


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2 comments:

Unknown said...

You go GF!!! :-)

Unknown said...

this is just sad. people thinking an article like that is funny