there are two things i have to say:
MORE PLUMBING LESS LAUGHING
and
jerry falwell and i together say: blow 'em all away in the name of the lord!!!
-lady rose of hartfordshire
OH YES, I mean OTTO...fricken bastards. He tried to kill everyone in the tanks around him. And you know when they came around to question him he would have an oh so convenient octopus excuse for what happened. Meanwhile he is sleeping without the light in his eyes surrounded by open jars. Or I should say NOT sleeping because they don't sleep. They plot, they plan, they kill. Thats all they do. I hate them.
I would totally mess with my oppressors and leave open jars everywhere. But then I would live in fear of someone like myself who would see through my octopus dickish behavior and use his fear of me and my sucky tentacles to reveal my true plans to the world. We octopus talk and we know of Cal and his holy crusade and we fear him because we can't argue with the truth.
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I hate Cthulu...he is lord of the tentacled demons and I hates me any tentacled creatures.
surely you do NOT mean otto
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3328480/Otto-the-octopus-wrecks-havoc.html
He does make for a fabulous baby toy, tho'.
Cthulhu, that is, in his Plush incarnation.
OH YES, I mean OTTO...fricken bastards. He tried to kill everyone in the tanks around him. And you know when they came around to question him he would have an oh so convenient octopus excuse for what happened. Meanwhile he is sleeping without the light in his eyes surrounded by open jars. Or I should say NOT sleeping because they don't sleep. They plot, they plan, they kill. Thats all they do. I hate them.
stray, i'd LOVE a cthulhu plushie!
oh cal, what would YOU do if you were in a wee tank with not enough room to play and roam AND LIVE YOUR LIFE?
I would totally mess with my oppressors and leave open jars everywhere. But then I would live in fear of someone like myself who would see through my octopus dickish behavior and use his fear of me and my sucky tentacles to reveal my true plans to the world. We octopus talk and we know of Cal and his holy crusade and we fear him because we can't argue with the truth.
i feel the same BUT ONLY ABOUT BUGS. octis are ok in my book
It's sad when someone drinks the 'kool aid' of the Cephalopod Agenda. I can lead them away from the water but I can't keep them safe.
my dear cal, the ONLY thing i do with kool aid is DYE YARN
oh cal, this one's FOR YOU
http://thereformedpirate.blogspot.com/2009/11/this-posting-is-for-you.html
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO yarn cephalopods
and the holidays are FAST approaching!
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