there are two things i have to say:
MORE PLUMBING LESS LAUGHING
and
jerry falwell and i together say: blow 'em all away in the name of the lord!!!
-lady rose of hartfordshire
So if dinosaurs were walking the earth as late as, say, AD 33 (about the age of Jesus in this photograph), then at what point did they get turned to rock and buried under more rocks? Or am I missing some Really Big Jesus Point here?
you know stray you SEEM intelligent enough and all, but dang, didn't you watch the flintstones? fred and barney and wilma and betty had dinos as pets. that was on tv. it was REAL
Well, okay, not to be questioning the veracity of your assertion or nothin', but if Jesus rode dinosaurs, couldn't they have figured out a way to eat the Romans and rescue the dude?
But Jesus was teh Everything Whisperer! So I guess the dinosaurs were in league with Judas, and so they got turned into rocks, and buried under more rocks, and it was all pre-ordained anyway. Now I get it. Although why no one mentions them anywhere else in the Bible is still a bit of a mystery...
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So if dinosaurs were walking the earth as late as, say, AD 33 (about the age of Jesus in this photograph), then at what point did they get turned to rock and buried under more rocks? Or am I missing some Really Big Jesus Point here?
you know stray you SEEM intelligent enough and all, but dang, didn't you watch the flintstones? fred and barney and wilma and betty had dinos as pets. that was on tv. it was REAL
Well, okay, not to be questioning the veracity of your assertion or nothin', but if Jesus rode dinosaurs, couldn't they have figured out a way to eat the Romans and rescue the dude?
well, they didn't have a dinosaur whisperer back in the day.
But Jesus was teh Everything Whisperer! So I guess the dinosaurs were in league with Judas, and so they got turned into rocks, and buried under more rocks, and it was all pre-ordained anyway. Now I get it. Although why no one mentions them anywhere else in the Bible is still a bit of a mystery...
finally!!!!!!!!!!! you've seen the light. bout time
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