THE last headline you ever thought you'd read?

something you would read after downing 12 o-bombs?

something you would read after working all day outside in blistering 100 degree heat with nothing in your stomach?

certainly nothing you'd expect to read sober

Bush Renews Mideast Efforts
President Plans Peace Conference, Direct Aid to Abbas

PEACE CONFERENCE?
this dude has one ENORMOUS set o' balls don't he?
(p.s. isn't it dreamy to be reading condi's name again?)

By Peter Baker and Robin Wright Washington Post Staff Writers
President Bush launched a diplomatic effort yesterday to revive the long-moribund Middle East peace process, announcing aid to the Palestinian government and calling for an international conference this fall aimed at paving the way for the creation of a Palestinian state side by side with Israel.
Five years after becoming the first president to fully embrace a "two-state solution," Bush acknowledged that it remains distant after violent clashes that have politically sundered the Palestinian territories. But Bush called this a "moment of choice" for the region and renewed his commitment heading into his final 18 months in office..............