from pam's house blend a link up to the exodus freedom (there is NO freedom in THAT group, you can rest assured) conference. they'll teach you that masturbation is JUST as WRONG as homosexuality.............
i had to post this one directly from exodus freedom. ONE of the MANY workshops from the exodus 'freedom' conference. i am sorry to say we ALL MISSED IT. it was in 2006, but we can clasp our hands together and pray they once again have it in 2007
General
What God Says About Sex (did god tell them directly what she thinks of sex i wonder??) What God says about Homosexuality is best understood in context of what He says about sex (first off, god isn't a he, god is a she. someone tell these folks. second off, once again, did god PERSONALLY tell these folks what SHE thinks of homosexuality? ). In this workshop, Eric will cover several key points including Why God Created Sex, Staying Pure (PURE????) Before and Within Marriage, Dealing With Temptation, and Becoming Pure Again (PURE AGAIN??? wtf??). The focus of this workshop is to present material that will help in discovering and putting in to practice what God says about sex (what god says about you people is just what frankie say: RELAX).
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"they'll teach you that masturbation is JUST as WRONG as homosexuality............."
I am a sinner . . .
and happy about it.
welcome to the club!!!
if someone says they DON'T DO IT, they are lying. i simply don't believe them*
*i DO however believe there are a few genuine asexual people out there who absolutely don't DO IT. they are as i said FEW
As a condition for getting a Mormon Temple Recommend, one of the questions is "Do You Masturbate?"
If you lie to get your temple recommend, it's a nearly unforgivable sin.
There's about 5 million Mormons who are going to be outside-looking-in at that pearly gates.
i don't know what a temple recommend is.
i think mormans touch themselves TOO
Ah hell, I'm in serious trouble here!
i think MOST of the population of the WORLD is in trouble in that case.........
i wonder who god told directly to spread the news to the rest of the peeps NOT to touch themselves......
As a pagan who is married to an ex-Mormon, I must say that my husband lied to get his temple recommend. According to him, many do. (A temple recommend is a piece of certified paper from the Mormon church saying that you are holy enough to enter one of those big temples and be accepted by God so that you can get into heaven. This is also where they gift you the mormon underwear...)
Happy New Year, A Rose!
holy shite roxy! dang
cv rick is also an ex-mormon by the way (his other site unspun)
i have such fantasies about that magic underwear!
and a giant happy new year to you as well
hee hee. magic mormon underwear fantasies. if that doesn't bring people to your blog, nothing else will!
;+)
dang i had almost forgotten the magic mormon underwear. now i'll be thinking about them all day!
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