oh NO he di-ent

 oh YES, he DID

Judge: Let lesbians into military so male GIs can turn them straight

By Daniel Tencer
Did judge suggest corrective rape for lesbian soldiers?

The conservative news site The Daily Caller has removed part of an article that suggested lesbians be allowed into the US military so that their male colleagues can "convert" them.

Critics say the article went as far as to suggest corrective rape for lesbians.

"Lesbians should be allowed to serve, gay men should not," declared Joe Rehyansky in an article published Monday. Rehyansky, an Army veteran who served in Vietnam, is a part-time magistrate in Hamilton County, Tennessee, and a former assistant district attorney.

In the original article, Rehyansky concluded that his lesbians-only policy "would get the distaff part of our homosexual population off our collective ‘Broke Back,’ thus giving straight male GIs a fair shot at converting lesbians and bringing them into the mainstream."...............

ok and who DOESN'T love the title of this story? (i love it, that's all that's important here)

Horny Old Man Solves 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' Forever

Sick of all this gays in the military jibber-jabber? Well, rest easy, because the whole controversy has been settled on The Daily Caller. The solution? Lesbians are totally fine in the military, but gay men (hereafter "gays") are absolutely not. A former army man name'a Joseph A. Rehyansky wrote a letter to Tucker Carlson's sad little website for lead paint eaters and they published it! The whole thing! Basically it's about how dudes are wayyyy more into their boners than ladies are into their... whatever happens to ladies when they're turned on.  .......