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Friday, November 26, 2010

i LOVE stolichnaya

 it is my liquor of choice. of ALL liquors that is. plain and simple. it is by far, THE best out there (their elit puts me in heaven, normally i just drink stoli o though. the elit can get rather pricey).

last night my friend (thanks erin..............) asked me what i thought of the NEW stoli bottles (limited edition, but still). WHAT new bottles i asked oh so VERY innocently. the ones with the playboy logo on them was her reply. fuck that. really. FUCK THAT. stoli, are you REALLY aiming to abort me as a customer?  after all i AM (or is that WAS?) one of your best.  stoli, are you aiming to INSULT and OFFEND every single woman with a brain and a soul out there? oh, you're WELL on your way in that case.(note: limited edition bottles on Stoli Ohranj only)

why would you choose a viagrahead piece o' steamin' you know what as a shill for your brand? why would you choose a viagrahead who made his money floating (literally) off of the backs of woman after woman after woman? WHY???

mutineer magazine tells me this FUCKING 'brilliant' ad campaign is the work of Ogilvy & Mather. fine, but the stoli execs HAD to approve it. IT'S AN INSULT to ALL women EVERYWHERE. i CANNOT stress that enough.



Playboy Liquor Spokesmen
Hugh Hefner for Stolichnaya Vodka is a Strange Pairing

ok, ok, ok, i was only THINKING of boycotting stoli. NOW I AM NEVER GOING TO HAVE ANOTHER STOLI IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE. why? well here's why (from digital journal)
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In addition, Stoli recently sponsored the 2010 Playboy Playmate of The Year Awards that were held in Las Vegas, Nevada......................  
no more need be said. STOLI,  YOU ARE FUCKING CROSSED OFF OF MY FUCKING CHRISTMAS CARD LIST. FUCK YOU AND GOODBYE

Read more: http://www.digitaljournal.com/pr/47709#ixzz16NxglHqu

2 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Looks like they're aiming for a definite demographic and you, my dear, are not it. Yes, take your business elsewhere.

a rose is a rose said...

i've already made my mind up. hangar one http://www.hangarone.com/ourvodka.html. i already drink it (some of the time), so now it WILL be my vodka of choice