i don't spend too very much time (too very much time in this case=ZERO time) worrying about the color, the shape, the taste and the smell of my genitalia. i bathe sort of on a REGULAR basis AND i go to the doctor on a sort of regular basis (that's humor. i do BOTH of those things on a VERY regular basis)
but women can be lemmings. some DO listen to the shite that's out there and will buy and bleach and have surgery. i'm sorry for them
WASH DAILY. GO TO THE DOCTORS ONCE A YEAR AND IF SOMETHING IS WRONG GO IMMEDIATELY. USE YOUR HEADS (for once)
The 6 Weirdest Things Women Do to Their Vaginas
What the hell is vaginal rejuvenation? Who would want their vagina bleached? Here's a list of the strangest ways to make your genitals meet the demands of the beauty industry.
What's wrong with your vagina? If you answered "nothing," you're probably wrong. According to the beauty-industrial complex, it's ugly, and it smells bad. But don't worry-- there's nothing that money can't fix.
1. Problem: Your Vagina Smells Bad
Solution: Vaginal Deodorant
In the seventies, Massengill tried to marry feminism and its vaginal deodorant spray ("With Hexachlorophene") in an ad that declared the product to be "The Freedom Spray." It was "...the better way to be free to enjoy being a woman. Free from worry about external vaginal odor." Because you're going to need that time you used to spend worrying about your vaginal odor to flirt your way through the glass ceiling. Oh, and Hexachlorophene? It's a disinfectant that can be lethal when absorbed through the skin. In 1972, it was added to baby powder in France due to a manufacturing error and killed thirty-six children.
In case you think vaginal deodorant is a relic of the past, just take a trip to the drug store. (I did, and I took notes. The staff of my local Walgreens is convinced that I'm both very thorough and that my vagina smells really bad.) There are several kinds of vaginal deodorants still for sale (Walgreens even manufactures a generic version). ...........Technorati Tags:vaginas, women in advertising, feminine hygiene products, hexachlorophene, vaginal deodorant, women's bodies
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