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Sunday, November 22, 2009

NOT a martian

Maximilien Brice; Michael Hoch; Joseph Gobin, © CERN
according to stray (and i'm guessing lemmy would support it as well) A DISGRUNTLED FELINE is responsible

Earth Destroyed By Large Hadron Collider; Martian Questioned

By Matt Blum

In a stunning piece of astronomical news, the planet Sol III — better known as “Earth” — has been completely obliterated. In connection with this sudden catastrophe, authorities have questioned a resident of neighboring planet Sol IV (Mars), who is known to have made threats against Earth in the past. This questioning is thought by many to be a formality, as most sources indicate that the destruction was caused by a foolhardy group of scientists in central Europe.

Rumors of the dangers inherent in the scientists’ project, known as the “Large Hadron Collider” or LHC, began to circulate over a year ago amongst the population of Earth, though such concerns were widely denigrated by reputable scientists. The projects’ repeated failures to get properly going were met with suggestions that an elementary particle, which the LHC was meant to discover, was affecting the experiment retroactively through time-travel. This is highly unlikely, of course, as the Time Police detected no eddies in the space-time continuum that would provide evidence of such tampering, though it is possible that this “Higgs boson” (as it was known to earthlings) is too crafty to leave traces. In any event, the LHC did in fact start back up several Earth days ago, and evidently in spite of the infinitesimal chance of anything going seriously awry, the Earth has possibly been swallowed by a newly-minted black hole..........

4 comments:

Here Be Monsters, again. said...

cheery thoughts for sundays... ok, back to the movie channel.... :-)

Unknown said...

hope you watched a good one (i caught up on curb your enthusiasm). i don't have a tv any more so i watch when and where i can

stray said...

ahem. This is my theory, and apparently I'm not alone:

http://www.icanhazlargehadroncollider.com/

Unknown said...

i'm so laughing! thanks for the beginning of the work week guffaws