yet another disembodied woman's body parts

used as some sort of gadget.
of course i would not have entitled the story as it was done below had i written it

Sexy Japanese Lap Pillow Is An Actual Lap

This is a $99 Lap Pillow from Japan that, get this, looks like an actual lap! They come in both black and red skirt options and make a perfect gift for the person in your life that has everything but sexual relations with real people.