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Tuesday, August 10, 2010

from tbogg

Big Gay Greg and His Big Gay Cry For Attention

By: TBogg 

Greg Gutfeld who hosts Red Eye, which is that show that Fox runs at 3AM for people who find the Hanger Cascader infomercials complex and hard to follow, has announced that he is going to open a ISLAMIC GAY BAR (har har…funnee!) next to the Ground Zero Muslimtorium  and this is going to be so wicked cool and hilarious that Fox may even move his show to the coveted 2:30AM spot currently occupied by Who Wants To Take A Shower With Bill O’Reilly? But Greg wants you to know that he is totally for serious about this and he has found investors who have yet to be bilked by Tucker Carlson or Roger Simon so this thing is totally really gonna happen just like the release of the Whitey Tape:
I’m announcing tonight, that I am planning to build and open the first gay bar that caters not only to the west, but also Islamic gay men. To best express my sincere desire for dialogue, the bar will be situated next to the mosque Park51, in an available commercial space........................


stray said...

Frankly, it's not much of a threat.


a rose is a rose said...

well i cut my teeth in gay bars (used to be three wonderful dance bars within a couple of miles of me WAYYYYYYYYYYY back in the day; banana, the warehouse and of course the comet which was a diner upstairs and one wicked cool dance club downstairs). so the douche would have to threaten me with someone i WAS either afraid of or repulsed by. sort of like the thought of being HIS next door neighbor