there are two things i have to say:
MORE PLUMBING LESS LAUGHING
jerry falwell and i together say: blow 'em all away in the name of the lord!!!
-lady rose of hartfordshire
My kitty would leave me to perish. No doubt.
i don't think i know any kitties that would actually rescue anyone
It's nothing personal, it just isn't part of the Protocol.
i know stray, but i can't help but take it personally
If it's any consolation, one of mine plastered himself to my abdomen the night I threw a gallstone. But he's an orange guy, and orange guys are like that. If I were stuck under a log, he would probably ring up the mother ship and get them to turn on the tractor beam. His sister, on the other hand, would probably say "oooh, you're stuck, I can suck your blood now. yay!" And their mother would say "While you're waiting for rescue, you can make yourself useful and pet me." C'est la vie.
dogs WANTED and NEEDED to be domesticated. cats allowed it (well partially. they will NEVER be really domesticated). it was 100% their decision.
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