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Friday, February 06, 2009

here's a lil somethin' somethin' that should make ya smile

well it made ME smile

Dallas hardware store wants George W. Bush to be its door greeter
Jacquielynn Floyd
Former presidents get a pretty good retirement package, but there's nothing wrong with getting out of the house and earning a little extra scratch. If George W. Bush wants some useful occupation for those long, post-presidential workdays, Dallas' own Elliott's Hardware has an offer ready: Come be our greeter!

Elliott's advises of the offer in a press release, but they assure us that they have already directly appealed for the former president and new Highland Park resident directly:

"[W]e are offering the position to Mr. Bush in all sincerity," said Kyle Walters, Elliott's Hardwar president & CEO. "We think it would be a great fit for him as he settles back into life in Dallas."

Really, it's a match made in heaven. GWB is a people-kinda-guy with a great memory for names and faces - exactly the sort of person to make you feel welcome when you're looking for a toilet flange or a socket wrench..........

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