wow, she's even

creepier than i first imagined. if the good peeps of minnesota re-elect this pile, i'll eat my hat tofu!

please peeps DO NOT vote for the sexist buffoon

Michele Bachmann's Antiquated, Pimpy Holiday Cheer
Check out this ridiculously sexist Christmas letter that Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann wrote in 2003, in which she reinforces gender norms left and right and tries to pimp out all of her children, even going so far as to post a hypothetical singles ad for her son:

Chick magnate (sic) needs wife to put him through med school, clean house, pay bills and run his life. Must be willing to gamble against onslaught of socialized medicine diminishing return on investment........

you MUST click on the link for the letter and read the whole thing. you can literally pray it's a satire, but it be real my peeps