i HATE tom cruise with a passion that

is hard to match

he f**king kicked ass in two movies (well maybe three) BUT
1) rain man. sure dustin hoffman. fuck, dustin hoffman CAN act. he's dustin hoffman. fuck. c'mon. yeah yeah yeah. we KNEW dustin hoffman could DO rain man. what we DIDN'T KNOW was tom cruise could do HIS part in rain man too

yes, HE did (and i HATE to even admit it

and
#2) magnolia.

tom cruise MADE magnolia. did you NOT see magnolia? WELL FUCKING SEE IT