the posting prior to this one

was satire. this one is not. i swear. it's real

Pentagon Agency Monitors Whiskey of Mass Destruction

By Sharon Weinberger
Weapons inspectors may not have found any weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, but they are closely watching operations at a Scottish distillery. Bruichladdich Distillery Company, which makes single-malt whiskey and allows Internet users to monitor its distillery via webcam, has found that a Pentagon agency has taken an out-sized interest in its operations. It turns out the Defense Threat Reduction Agency was closely watching its operations. ......