
World Scientists Prepare Giant Enema For McCain
In a move that might save presidential candidate John McCain's life, world scientists have collaborated on the development of an 80-pound enema to relieve the senator's condition."The man is so full of shit, there is really no alternative," Dr. Werner Kepler said at the CDC in Atlanta. "Fortunately, he's such a big asshole the giant size of the device is not a problem. You could say it's the perfect fit.".............
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