QUESTION: how does one lose SIX GARBAGE TRUCKS?

answer: AX THE US ARMY

US Army loses another 12,000 guns and trucks

IAN BRUCE, Defence Correspondent
The US military in Iraq has lost track of another 12,000 weapons, including more than 800 machine-guns, and everything from 2100 new electricity generators to half a dozen garbage trucks...........

.........Six modern garbage trucks from a delivery of 18 on Baghdad's rubbish-strewn streets could not be located. They were valued at £350,000. The auditors said that the Multi-National Security Command Iraq could not give reasonable assurance that money for the Iraqi forces was being used properly and properly protected from "waste and mismanagement"..............