late night observation

actually VERY early morning

the other morning i was watching television. on some channel (i think it was amc but i'm not sure), there was a commercial for a male 'enhancement' product. i forgot the name, doesn't matter. all it talked about was having that certain male part (and those are the words they used) GROW BIGGER. they had some skanky women saying it then some even skankier men. THEN they had the doctor who invented it AND a picture of his 'clinic'. you just had to see it to believe it. i was left (almost) speechless (it's called ExtenZe. i just looked it up on the net)

UNTIL

just now, when on regular television within the span of ten minutes i saw the SAME viagra commercial twice. a bunch o' dudes (about six of 'em) AND a dog. they (all but the dog) had instruments and were playing in some kind of roadhouse. what were they singing? VIVA VIAGRA (to the tune of viva las vegas)
NOTE: the piano player was ESPECIALLY happy about something or other......(could it be he had a 'thing' for the guitarist?)
now i really AM speechless