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Cosmo Quickie: Don't Judge the Models

Every so often we take a look at Cosmo's website to see if there's anything blogworthy going on. (Yes, sometimes reading the magazine every month is just not enough torture for us.) I was looking at the site today and noticed an article called The 10 Hottest Texts to Send a Guy. Here are a few of them:

I know you're busy today, but can you add one thing to your to-do list? Me.
Just got out of the shower. Why don't you come over and help me get dirty again?
In 30 minutes I'll be getting off. Will you be here to join in the fun?
Using one hand to write this text and press the send button. Using the other hand to press MY button...
See if you can decipher this abbreviation: OMG IWUIM.................