here's my take

and it is more than sincere. it comes straight from my heart

he is crafty, he is sly, he is wiley,he plays dirty, he is evil. BUT the great goddess tells me HE STILL AIN'T GONNA WIN

he did NOT choose her because

she is a good politician*
she is a well know commodity
she is well respected*
she was a logical choice
she is an opponent of abortion (listen chicks and dudes, let me tell you HE DOES NOT CARE ONE WINK ABOUT ABORTION. he doesn't. he ONLY talks about it because his party is "against it" so he says (sor ot) HE IS AGAINST IT. if you think he really gives a flying yoo hoo, you are more naive than i.


he chose her because
SHE HAS A VAGINA (and he thinks a good number of hillary supporters will vote for him BECAUSE OF HER). really, that's it. i need not name any other reasons, but i will. just a couple more

she was a former sportscaster
she was a former beauty contestant BUT now she's a 'feminist'
she has five kids
her husband is some kind of pro snowmobiler

he can rot in hades as far as i'm concerned. i don't like him. i don't respect him. i don't believe him.