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Showing posts with label the rapture. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the rapture. Show all posts

Sunday, June 13, 2010

two questions

isn't the world supposed to be burned to a crisp at rapture time (with everyone burning with it EXCEPT the RIGHT kind of christians?)
and
why in heaven's name (so to speak) would  you want a NON christian caring for your christian pet?



via

Monday, September 07, 2009

wish i was, but i'm NOT making this up





i guess i have yet ANOTHER reason to forgo the rapture
If You Use Condoms, You Will Not Be Raptured

If You Use Condoms, You Will Not Be Raptured
09.06.2009
03:44 pm

Topics:
Belief

Tags:
Christians
William Tapley
End Times

Seventy year-old YouTube video maker William Tapley is a retired furniture engineer from Forestport, NY. Tapley is the self-styled “Third Eagle of the Apocalypse” and “Co-prophet of the Endtimes.” On his Revelation Unraveled series, he has described how Obama (“The King of the South”) will be the last President of America and how he will lead the US into war against Russia; what life in the US will be like after WWIII and how much God hates masturbation, the rhythm method and condoms (Just look what happened to Onan!)...........

Sunday, March 08, 2009

'are you guys the anti-christ authority'?

you bet they are! rachel maddow is way more kind than i ever could be. man do i love that woman

these men and people like them are scary. they're scary because people believe the shite and evil and filth they spew

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

i'm curious

is ANYONE going to ask sarevil if she believes in the rapture? i am almost certain of the answer. do YOU want someone's finger on the button that believes in the rapture?

do you love your friends, your family, your neighbors?

humans?

animals?

the country?

the planet?

life itself?

IS someone going to ask sarevil?

please
please
please

someone ASK HER

Friday, July 27, 2007

the BEST part is

they (da liebs, non-evangelical christians, jews, etc) don't seem to know OR care, these right-wing BIGOTS really WANT the non-evangelical christians, jews, da liebs and everyone else who is NOT them TO DIE AND BURN IN HELL. they don't give two flying yoo hoos about israel OR the jews or hindus or muslims or other christians or pagans or gays or people of color or on and on and on and on. other than they think that's where (israel) their imaginary friend lil' jesus is going to meet them AFTER armageddon and bring them on to total and complete rapture.

wake up wake up wake up. do you REALLY want this bunch o' crackpots (who wish you destroyed in life then burning in hell in death) as your buds?

(GREAT video at the link too. watch it)

Rapture Ready: The Unauthorized Christians United for Israel Tour

-max bluementhal

On July 16, I attended Christians United for Israel's annual Washington-Israel Summit. Founded by San Antonio-based megachurch pastor John Hagee, CUFI has added the grassroots muscle of the Christian right to the already potent Israel lobby. Hagee and his minions have forged close ties with the Bush White House and members of Congress from Sen. Joseph Lieberman to Sen. John McCain. In its call for a unilateral military attack on Iran and the expansion of Israeli territory, CUFI has found unwavering encouragement from traditional pro-Israel groups like AIPAC and elements of the Israeli government.
But CUFI has an ulterior agenda: its support for Israel derives from the belief of Hagee and his flock that Jesus will return to Jerusalem after the battle of Armageddon and cleanse the earth of evil. In the end, all the non-believers - Jews, Muslims, Hindus, mainline Christians, etc. - must convert or suffer the torture of eternal damnation. Over a dozen CUFI members eagerly revealed to me their excitement at the prospect of Armageddon occurring tomorrow. Among the rapture ready was Republican Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay. None of this seemed to matter to Lieberman, who delivered a long sermon hailing Hagee as nothing less than a modern-day Moses. Lieberman went on to describe Hagee's flock as "even greater than the multitude Moses commanded." ..............