wish i was, but i'm NOT making this up

i guess i have yet ANOTHER reason to forgo the rapture
If You Use Condoms, You Will Not Be Raptured

If You Use Condoms, You Will Not Be Raptured

09.06.2009
03:44 pm

Topics:
Belief

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Christians
William Tapley
End Times

Seventy year-old YouTube video maker William Tapley is a retired furniture engineer from Forestport, NY. Tapley is the self-styled “Third Eagle of the Apocalypse” and “Co-prophet of the Endtimes.” On his Revelation Unraveled series, he has described how Obama (“The King of the South”) will be the last President of America and how he will lead the US into war against Russia; what life in the US will be like after WWIII and how much God hates masturbation, the rhythm method and condoms (Just look what happened to Onan!)...........

this is NOT sfw

but one can't help but smile though



(found via boing boing)

do you know what pisses me off?

well if you read this blog, the answer would be 'yes, for the most part i know what pisses a rose is a rose off'. please add this to my list

the term 'PRO LIFE' that pisses me off. most of 'these people' (and yes, normally i hate that term, THESE PEOPLE - hate hate hate it, USUALLY), don't give a f**k about a fetus once it's born. they're pro-life up to the point of birth and then, POOF, WHO GIVES A FLYING YOOHOO. i have no figures to back me up except my own experiences. just ask THESE PEOPLE if they believe in capital punishment. just ask 'em. i'll bet close to 9 out of 10 (if not 10 out of 10) will say YEAH, FRY ''EM. what kind of 'PRO LIFE' attitude is that i ask you?

so let's say someone made a HORRIBLE mistake when they were younger and picked up some king of std. let's say herpes. let's say they've seen the light and changed their ways. they've settled down and gotten married. let's say in order to protect their partner (SPOUSE of course because as i've said, they've changed their ways) they wish to use condoms. well THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO GET CONDOMS (at the very least) at dmc pharmacy. pro-life my big fat ass

'Pro-Life' Drugstores Market Beliefs

No Contraceptives For Chantilly Shop

By Rob Stein

Washington Post Staff Writer

When DMC Pharmacy opens this summer on Route 50 in Chantilly, the shelves will be stocked with allergy remedies, pain relievers, antiseptic ointments and almost everything else sold in any drugstore. But anyone who wants condoms, birth control pills or the Plan B emergency contraceptive will be turned away.

That's because the drugstore, located in a typical shopping plaza featuring a Ruby Tuesday, a Papa John's and a Kmart, will be a "pro-life pharmacy" -- meaning, among other things, that it will eschew all contraceptives.

The pharmacy is one of a small but growing number of drugstores around the country that have become the latest front in a conflict pitting patients' rights against those of health-care workers who assert a "right of conscience" to refuse to provide care or products that they find objectionable...........

oh and by the way, which gender do you think gets hurt by this lunacy more?