
women and gentlemen, may i present
DAHLER MENDHI
it's an oldie BUT a wicked wicked wicked goodie
click on the 'watch now'
you'll NEVER be the same. after years of practicing, i STILL cannot get his dance moves down pat.
HAD ARLO Guthrie known his "Alice's Restaurant Massacree" would be so popular
and enduring, he surely would have made it shorter.
After all, it took 18
minutes and 20 seconds, and one full side, of his 1967 debut album for Guthrie
to gleefully recount the saga of how two years earlier he and his buddy Rick
Robbins tried to help his former teachers Alice and Ray Brock clean their
Stockbridge, Mass., home -- a deconsecrated 17th-century church -- for
Thanksgiving dinner by taking a half-ton of garbage to the local dump in their
Volkswagen bus. Except the dump was closed, leading Guthrie and Robbins to toss
everything down a residential hillside.........
.......That could have been
the end of the story, except that it was the middle of the war in Vietnam, and
when the draft board called, Guthrie's misdemeanor proved a far greater obstacle
to his being inducted into the Army than his hilarious efforts to paint himself
as a bloodthirsty psycho. In fact, Guthrie's
littering rendered him unfit for military service...........
The New Ernie Pyles: Sgtlizzie and 67cshdocs
On Internet Blogs, Soldiers in Iraq Offer Up Inside Story on the War
BAGHDAD -- There were no reporters riding shotgun on the highway north of
Baghdad when a roadside bomb sent Sgt. Elizabeth Le Bel's Humvee lurching into a
concrete barrier. The Army released a three-sentence statement about the
incident in which her driver, a fellow soldier, was killed. Most news stories
that day noted it briefly.
But a vivid account of the attack appeared on the
Internet within hours of the Dec. 4 crash. Unable to sleep after arriving at the
hospital, Le Bel hobbled to a computer and typed 1,000 words of what she called
"my little war story" into her Web log, or blog, titled "Life in this Girl's
Army," at http://www.sgtlizzie.blogspot.com .........
....At least 200 active-duty soldiers currently keep blogs. Only about a
dozen blogs were in existence two years ago when the U.S. invaded Iraq,
according to "The Mudville Gazette" ( http://www.mudvillegazette.com ), a clearinghouse of information
on military blogging administered by an Army veteran who goes by the screen
name
Greyhawk............
seems like a good idea to check them out. they are/were there. i'm not (but neither are the bush twins for that matter)
...........DENVER - A Grammy-winning musician and husband of ABC news reporter
Elizabeth Vargas was treated at a hospital and released Monday after being shot
in the head during an attempted carjacking following a performance.
Marc
Cohn, who had a hit with the song "Walking in Memphis" and won the Grammy for
best new artist in 1992, was struck in the temple Sunday night when a man fired
into his band's van in a parking garage. A suspect was being sought............
...............EDINBURGH, Scotland -- Thousands of thespians, comedians,
musicians and even mimes descended on the Scottish capital Sunday for the
opening of the Edinburgh Fringe _ the world's largest arts festival, and
arguably the most democratic.
At the Fringe, anyone can register, pay a fee,
find a venue and put on a show. That means a raucously diverse program whose
1,800 shows encompass college revues, up-and-coming bands, star comedians and
avant-garde theater.
Where else could a U.S. high school production of
"Footloose" share a program with a rap version of "The Canterbury Tales" and a
musical about a presidential assassin?..............
...........Indeed, the program includes "Terrorism: The Musical,"
"Apocalypse: The Musical," "Lee Harvey Oswald: The Musical" and "The Brighter
Side of Alzheimer's" _ needless to say, a musical...........
..........BRANSON, Mo. -- Here in the lush foothills of the Ozarks it isi am going to have to introduce branson to MY family! they (branson) have NO idea what appropriate means. tube tops and daisy dukes of course. well hell, i wish i could ban some people from me having to view their attire in public but i can't. branson isn't the vatican (yet). does anyone remember when disney land and disney world used to have a customer dress code? i wonder what is going on the deep dark bowels of branson. i am guessing the very SAME things that go on in the bowels of any city - and it AIN'T pretty
barely 9 a.m., with temperatures inching toward 100, and already throngs are
pushing into Silver Dollar City. It's an 1880s-era theme park that launches
every day with the Pledge of Allegiance, hosts four packed Sunday Christian
services and requires customers to dress in appropriate
family attire.
This is the way visitors like it in Branson,
where 7 million people a year come for live shows at about 45 theaters -- more
seats than Broadway -- as well as camping, fishing and all-you-can-eat buffets.
Offering wholesome entertainment, Branson is a popular Middle America summer
destination for families, veterans, conservatives and others seeking affirmation
of traditional values with a strong Christian influence. "The best way we can
serve you is to offer prayer to Our Lord Jesus Christ for any need you may
have," a bedside card at the Honeysuckle Inn offers.........
...........CNETNews.com, a
technology news Web site, said last week that Google had told it that the
company would not answer any questions from CNET's reporters until July 2006.
The move came after CNET published an article last month that discussed how the
Google search engine can uncover personal information and that raised questions
about what information Google collects about its users.
The article, by
Elinor Mills, a CNET staff writer, gave several examples of information about
Google's chief executive, Eric E. Schmidt, that could be gleaned from the search
engine. These included that his shares in the company were worth $1.5 billion,
that he lived in Atherton, Calif., that he was the host of a $10,000-a-plate
fund-raiser for Al Gore's presidential campaign and that he was a
pilot.
After the article appeared, David Krane, Google's director of public
relations, called CNET editors to complain, said Jai Singh, the editor in chief
of CNETNews.com. "They were unhappy about the fact we used Schmidt's private
information in our story," Mr. Singh said. "Our view is what we published was
all public information, and we actually used their own product to find
it."..............
because the grey lady said, 'bling-encrusted'............A Money Scandal That's Rocking Hip-Hop
GABRIELE T. SMITH seemed to carry an all-access pass to rap music's circles of power. Usually decked out in designer clothes, she vacationed with the music supercouple Jay-Z and Beyoncé in the Caribbean. She dined at Mr. Chow in Manhattan. She traveled in style to the N.B.A.'s All-Star game. In fact, Ms. Smith had nestled so comfortably into the bling-encrusted embrace of the industry's heavyweights that she established herself as the money manager to the stars. At major investment houses and then through her own company, Premier Business Management L.L.C. in New York, Ms. Smith built a client list that included the president of the Def Jam Recordings label, rap stars like Fabolous and DJ Clue, and an assortment of wealthy young music executives. These days, however, many of those same executives and artists are accusing Ms. Smith, a 35-year-old stockbroker and former talent scout, of running an elaborate hustle. In lawsuits filed against her and the banks where she maintained accounts, former clients say Ms. Smith stole more than $3 million, using some of their money to pay other investors and pocketing the rest.............
.....DUBAI, United Arab Emirates, Aug. 7 - United States diplomatic missions in
Saudi Arabia will be closed for at least two days in response to possible
threats against American buildings, embassy officials said today.
The embassy
took the unusual, but not unprecedented, decision to close the embassy in the
Saudi capital, Riyadh, along with its consulates in Dhahran and Jidda on Monday
and Tuesday, in response to intelligence suggesting an attack was imminent, an
embassy spokesperson said. The embassy also repeated advice for American
citizens to be especially vigilant and to take appropriate steps to increase
their security.
...........Cocoa is the essential ingredient for making chocolates. A
significant proportion of the world production of cocoa is grown and harvested
on plantations by African slaves...........
Chocolate and Slavery:
Child Labor in Cote d'Ivoire
.............1. The Issue
There is a surprising association between
chocolate and child labor in the Cote d'Ivoire. Young boys whose ages range from
12 to 16 have been sold into slave labor and are forced to work in cocoa farms
in order to harvest the beans, from which chocolate is made, under inhumane
conditions and extreme abuse. This West African country is the leading exporter
of cocoa beans to the world market. Thus, the existence of slave labor is
relevant to the entire international economic community. Through trade
relations, many actors are inevitably implicated in this problem, whether it is
the Ivorian government, the farmers, the American or European chocolate
manufacturers, or consumers who unknowingly buy chocolate. Discussions have
arisen regarding how to respond to the problem. Issues mentioned include causes
of slave labor relating to the economic system and to the country's dependence
on an unstable export crop. There are also debates concerning the appropriate
response from the chocolate industry, government officials, and consumers
concerning whether there should be boycotting, establishment of government
legislation to put "made by slaves" labels on products, or whether some type of
international cooperation is needed to ensure improved working conditions. The
complexity of the problem makes finding an effective solution a challenging
task............
PLEASE BE CAREFUL WHICH CHOCOLATE AND COCOA YOU PURCHASE.
...............MOSCOW, Sunday, Aug. 7 - A small Russian submarine was freed onteamwork, let's see MORE of it.
Sunday from its undersea entanglement off the Far East coast by an unmanned
British rescue vehicle that cut away the nets that had ensnared it. All seven
crew members were alive and rushed aboard a Russian surface vessel, where they
were being reviewed by a medical team, Russian news agencies and the United
States Navy said............................
what political process in iraq? isn't everyone running around KILLING EACH OTHER?