serious - - - - - - - - BULLSHITE that is

yes, this is real. (shout out to boing boing)

big giant stupid fathead (the principal)

8-Year-Old Colorado Boy Suspended For Sniffing Marker
Web Editor: Rhonda Erskine, Online Content Producer
WESTMINSTER, CO (NBC) -- A Colorado school district is defending its decision to punish a third grader for sniffing a Sharpie marker. Eight-year-old Eathan Harris was originally suspended from Harris Park Elementary School for three days. Principal Chris Benisch reduced the suspension to one day after complaints from Harris' parents. Harris used a black Sharpie marker to color a small area on the sleeve of his sweatshirt. A teacher sent him to the principal when she noticed him smelling the marker and his clothing. "It smelled good," Harris said. "They told me that's wrong." ........

...........In his letter suspending the child, Benisch wrote that smelling the marker fumes could cause the boy to "become intoxicated." A toxicologist with the Rocky Mountain Poison Control Center says that claim is nearly impossible. Dr. Eric Lavonas says non-toxic markers like Sharpies, while pungent-smelling, cannot be used to get high. ...........