put down that crack pipe

and back away slowly (i've had to say that A LOT lately)
State GOP chair: McCain 'kind of like Jesus'
By AARON GOULD SHEININ

Columbus — Georgia Republican Party chairwoman Sue Everhart said Saturday that the party's presumed presidential nominee has a lot in common with Jesus Christ.

"John McCain is kind of like Jesus Christ on the cross," Everhart said as she began the second day of the state GOP convention. "He never denounced God, either."........