defaced road signs

and NO i am NOT advocating defacing signs

here's my favorite of the bunch (all of which you can see at the link below):

from bits and pieces

all you'll need to diagnose what kind of flu you have

via

she doesn't look afraid

via

funny

(via bits & pieces)

from bits and pieces; sexist, misogynist

dripping stereotypical steamin' shite "humor" about women (although there is NOTHING FUCKING FUNNY ABOUT THIS) and yes, i DO have a sense of humor

beer contains female hormones

Last month, Wits University and RAU scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women .

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects :

1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional...................(oh there's more of this fucked up shite)

good thing the bird man is retired

(ht: bits and pieces)

the first dog i had while growing up

was a poodle. they're incredibly loyal and smart dogs. they're noble dogs.

while i think it's a sin to do this to a poodle (or any dog), i must admit i'm sort of smiling

photo via bits & pieces