there are two things i have to say:
MORE PLUMBING LESS LAUGHING
and
jerry falwell and i together say: blow 'em all away in the name of the lord!!!
-lady rose of hartfordshire
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Thursday, January 14, 2010
this does it
i AM going to start believing in hell JUST SO THIS SON OF A FUCKING BITCH WILL BURN FOR ETERNITY
pat robertson tells us the quake in haiti is A BLESSING. oh, THEN he tells us THEY DESERVED IT.
Welp, Robertson's first problem is he's claiming that the Haitians made a pact with the Devil to get them out from under the heel of Napoleon the Third or Whatever four years before Napoleon the Third or Whatever was born.
But, you know what they say, the Devil is in the Details. Never trust a man who can't get his made-up facts straight.
Nah, seriously, I would credit the Devil with at least the ability to look shite up on wiki (or hire fact checkers to do it for him). The Good Reverend Robertson may be an evil incarnate, but he's waaay low down on the food chain.
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Welp, Robertson's first problem is he's claiming that the Haitians made a pact with the Devil to get them out from under the heel of Napoleon the Third or Whatever four years before Napoleon the Third or Whatever was born.
But, you know what they say, the Devil is in the Details. Never trust a man who can't get his made-up facts straight.
he IS the devil. i'm convinced
Nah, seriously, I would credit the Devil with at least the ability to look shite up on wiki (or hire fact checkers to do it for him). The Good Reverend Robertson may be an evil incarnate, but he's waaay low down on the food chain.
and it (he) wouldn't bother me IF so many STUPID people weren't out there believing him
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